A Speeding Ticket

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Two British traffic patrol officers from east of Edinburgh, were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding drivers on the road.

One of the officers ( who are not named ) used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded over 300mph. The machine suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

The radar had in fact locked on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea, which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the area.

Back at police HQ the chief constable sent a stiff complaint to the office. Back came the reply in true laconic style. "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado jet had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar device' and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and he was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched."

Get Out of The Car!

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Based on a true story...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, " I  have a gun, and i know how to use it !! get out of the car !" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceed to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.


A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four of five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing . He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly women described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.